Cult Fiction

Cult FictionBad Movie Police #1 Galaxy of the DinosaursFor anyone who s ever watched a movie so bad you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera the Bad Movie Police are here! Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Manthooth Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst cine-terrorists in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment! The first BAD MOVIE POLICE case is a little gem from 1992 called Galaxy of the Dinosaurs. Its claim to fame is director Lance Randas gross misuse of stock footage from Planet of the Dinosaurs intercut with thrift store footage shot n the woods behind the director s father s house!Not Rated 71 MinutesBad Movie Police #2 ChickboxerShot in late 1991 Chickeboxer has a long list of crimes it s committed against good cinema. Among them is a cameo by retired scream queen Michelle Bauer (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers) shot in Los Angeles while the rest of this turkey was lensed in the backwoods of Ohio under the dubious talents of feminist director Yolonda Squatpump. Watch for Bauer s steamy scene in the flick s finale which was obviously tacked on to an otherwise skinless cheesefest!Not Rated 70 MinutesEddie PresleyEddie Presley is a down-on-his-luck ex-Elvis impersonator. With his days of former glory performing in small to medium-sized clubs behind him he s stuck in a dead-end security job making barley enough to live out of his van. But Eddies luck is about to change when he s offered a comeback gig at a seedy Hollywood nightclub until he has a breakdown on stage and gives the audience a powerful improvised performance they ll not soon forget. Based on the stage play by Duance Whitaker(From Dusk Til Dawn 2) Eddie Presley is a bittersweet drama in the tradition of The King of Comedy and Ed Wood with plenty of satirical jabs at politics and life at the bottom of the entertainment food chain.Not Rated 70 MinutesTowniesWelcome t